From one of the extremely addictive Facebook quizzes:
Choose one line that you like:
| 1. Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary? | |
| 2. They say the truth will set you free. But then why is it that every time I tell the truth I get sent to my room? | |
| 3. Screw me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before? | |
| 4. If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors? | |
| 5. When I die, I want to go like my grandfather did, peacefully in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like all the passengers in his car. | |
| 6. I don’t have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who’d be mad at me for saying that. | |
| 7. When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor…so I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons. | |
| 8. U say”I know how to please a woman” and she say “Then please leave me alone” |
